Stripped Stockings?

youve-been-daft-punkd:

alfrad:

juhstice:

dave-and-karkat:

injuugakuen:

captainarlert:

Anime dads are the worst.

Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. 

Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. 

Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.

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haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay

how could you forget this guy?image

DONT FORGET

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HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET SPIRIT ALBARN DONT TALK TO ME

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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ftmdownunder:

This is the first of our personally designed products - T Trunks - pretty much the best packing boxers ever! Comfortable affordable packing trunks perfect for STP use. 95% cotton, so they’re good for your junk. Available in S, M, L, and XL. $19 from our website: http://www.ftmdownunder.com/#!trunks/cb7z

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Iconic quotes about Art and Creativity

there’s a bigger sea for a girl like me.

theguyingrey:

phototoartguy:

The man’s best friend!

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black-knife:

asylum-art:

These are fascinating sculptures done by Robert Cannon . He calls the work Terraform Sculpture. TERRAFORM (literally, “Earth-shaping”) the process of deliberate modification of the atmosphere, temperature, surface topography or ecology to be similar to those of Earth to make it habitable by humans. While in Robert’s case, he uses concrete and mosses with most of his creations.

Remarkable

When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

sockdreams:

daenystargaryen:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

We’ve had so many customers bring this post to our attention, we’ve felt so bad that we couldn’t reblog it before. Why? Well, our other styles of Buttoned Sock Garters, such as the one daenystargaryen is using here, have been sadly out of stock for a long time. 

But as luck would have it, we just now got a whole new batch in stock. Check out our Brass Scrollwork Buttoned Garters! The button is slightly different, but it is sewn securely onto special elastic that features buttonholes every inch for a really great, personalised fit.

And, as always, please exercise common sense and caution when handling sharp knives. We do not recommend this tutorial to anyone who is not old enough to legally purchase knives in your area. We do, however, recommend modifying this tutorial to conceal your wands when wearing your wizarding robes in the Muggle world just isn’t practical. 

♥Zaffie

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