oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
my best friend zeus plays video games and laughs at the daily show with me
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK.
This is me at work, I swear
You see this shit?
Every man needs to buy this shit.
Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.
But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”
Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.
Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.
magical shit my nigga.
dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.
i didnt even know porn had bloopers this was most awkward thing i’ve ever seen
omfg i did this forever ago and ppl still look at it.