the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies
my best friend zeus plays video games and laughs at the daily show with me
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK.
This is me at work, I swear
You see this shit?
Every man needs to buy this shit.
Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.
But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”
Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.
Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.
magical shit my nigga.
dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.
i didnt even know porn had bloopers this was most awkward thing i’ve ever seen
omfg i did this forever ago and ppl still look at it.
Alex Mercer’s clone, Herpcer.
DEAR LORD WUT HAVE I MADE!?!?!
((ooc: Dying because of Stubby there and I just can’t take his face seriously omg.))
OMGBNRDGFELKJGNJKNKJKN NAYA YOU SUMBITCH!ILOVE YOUERTRKGNJN AHAHAAHAHAHAAHH
much like the cave bear, the blogger slips into extended periods of hibernation, only waking to consume food
but even through its hibernation, the blogger is alert and ready, and able to hear and smell things from an incredible distance
and what this particular blogger is smelling
are his moTHAFUCKIN SHOWS COMING BACK
Oh my god the NOTES
HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!
the gif… PRICELESS.
there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!
Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.
I’m reblogging it again.
Well. My hand has been forced. /Reblogs.
IT IS LAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA