I’m so fucking done with people not treating turtles like a serious pet. GOD it’s just like people who want lizards get fucking iguanas even though they are HIGH EXPERIENCE PETS. people say OH I want a TURTLE I will get a fucking slider because they are cheap and small and THEN they get a foot fucking long and need a giant tank and a varied diet but people don’t want to pay for that or expensive filters so they fucking abuse them or throw them in a pond and GUESS WHAT they are killing machines. they kill EVERYTHING and eat it. NEVER release a captive animal into the wild. Even if it’s native the animal may have been exposed to diseases or parasites that could infect the wild population. seriously.. just.. don’t fucking do it. find a rescue or something. And never, ever, ever get an animal that you plan to throw away.
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
MAN, YOUR CHURCH SOUNDS BOSS.
Religion, you’re doing it right
URBAN DICTIONARY HAS A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT MOIRAILSHIP IS THAN LIKE 87% OF TUMBLR
There are people who look just like me. Thousands and thousands who die for the freedom to define their own lives for themselves.
“BECAUSE I AM NOT DEFINED BY YOU EITHER.” Everything ever.
I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end
Same with me, I thought this was some stupid fuck till I finished reading
me: it’s he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate—
me: yeah, it also says ’ 8lbs, 6 oz ‘— a lot has changed over the years
Oh SNAP that is the best comeback I’ve ever heard!!!